Hello world! (I'm getting ahead of myself… Hi Mom! Hi Dad!)
I decided it was time to create a blog. Not because my life is a whirlwind of one exciting event after another… it is in fact the opposite… but I can only hope to make my ordinary events sound glamorous and humorous. At the very least, maybe I’ll get a giggle or two out of my immediate family… the few that choose to read this that is…
In full disclosure, this blog will not help you with applying your makeup, doing your hair, or getting a boyfriend. I am not qualified to give out any such tutorials, or life advice in general for that matter. In fact, if you know of a self help blog that will teach me to not dress like a peasant, apply the perfect amount of makeup, and trick a male into dating me... please feel free to share... in the meantime, let us continue. I'd like to think that my sarcasm, wit, charm, and grace along with my tendency to over share will provide to be a lethal combination to the blogging community. What's that? You think I sound wonderful? Why thank you.
Before we embark, please keep in mind that I was an art major. While normal students were learning the facts of life, how many feet are in a mile, how to square roots, and rising above a third grade reading level, I was learning the proper uses of Helvetica… Yes, the font… having said that, my posts are destined to be faught with bad grammar, run-on sentences, spelling mistakes, and the incorrect use of a vocabulary word here and there. My goal is to bring honor to the high school diploma framed on my bedside table next to my “participant” ribbon from t-ball. A bonus would include not publicly embarrassing my parents.
So, I'm waving the checkered flag. Get ready for anecdotes dripping with sarcasm and the occasional…okay, not so occasional… movie quote. I'm game if you are.
Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later,
Jessica
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